locksandglasses:

I just wish someone would come swoop in and make me the host of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives.

I AM IN SAN DIEGO BITCHES

I hate flying. I don’t know why I thought going to California was a good idea.

daisyfairy:

THSI GIF FROM ROMEO + JULIET MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIEM BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE SHIT SON I FUCKED UP HARD MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS BUT I NEED TO TOUCH THAT DICK

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I’ve already dropped something off at my brother’s school, worked out and refilled a prescription. And it’s not even noon yet.

hiddles-batched:

bearyourcross:

yeahmicah:

mythosaur:

quellingmyboredom:

Muppet Treasure Island…

Fern Gully tbh

Jackie’s Back

Home Alone 2 
netherworldvineyard:

findthewalker:

Happy Birling Day!

IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR WE WERE ALL AIRDOT